Mike Cavaliere attempts to calculate the mile-high cost of just a few items on his child’s Christmas list (while huffing into a brown paper bag to keep from passing out).
They say it takes a village to raise a child but “they,” as a rule, are usually idiots.
Let’s face it: “Their” track record is spotty at best. These are the same people who invented banana-flavored candy, remember. They talk on speakerphone in restaurants, read the daily horoscope and regularly use the word “lie-barry.” Now, I don’t want to offend anyone here. I’m not saying it’s impossible to be somebody who wears pajama pants in public and also …
Mike Cavaliere 