Determined to grow as a person in 2024, Mike ventures to learn a new skill that — get this — doesn’t involve a computer screen.
I have a very particular set of skills.
Avoiding clothes shopping for full decades, for instance — I excel at that. I also do an OK Joe Pesci impersonation.
When it comes to physical feats, though, I’m far less accomplished. During a commercial for that show where couples compete to circumnavigate the globe, Rebecca gasped, her eyes sparkling with hope, and said, “Oh, I want to do an Amazing Race!”
I wiped a drip of ice cream off my jowls and belched. “I want to do an Amazing Rest.”
But don’t let my aversion to exercise fool you. I’m actually huge on personal growth, as long as it doesn’t involve sweating. One of my favorite pastimes, in fact, is to …
