On a recent mountain trip, Mike Cavaliere learned that the only thing to fear while ziplining is fear itself. Well, and tour guides who talk only in dad jokes. They’re also horrifying.
“What do you call Batman when he skips church on Sunday?”
I scratched my head and pretended to think, while the rest of the group just stared.
“Christian … Bail,” our zipline tour guide, Parks, answered, clearly pleased with himself.
We nodded unenthusiastically.
“Yikes,” one of us said.
Another groaned.
But Parks was unfazed.
“What do you call a cow with no legs?” he pressed on. …
Mike Cavaliere 