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Me, My Werewolf & I
Read more: Me, My Werewolf & IEvery October, Mike Cavaliere’s werewolf comes out of storage to celebrate Halloween with him — and to judge his life choices.
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Welcome to My Midlife Crisis
Read more: Welcome to My Midlife CrisisHumor columnist Mike Cavaliere returns to the Palm Coast Observer older, more anxious and less self-assured than ever. But his teeth look great.
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#MeTool: Home (Depot) is Where the Heart Is
Read more: #MeTool: Home (Depot) is Where the Heart IsTile by tile, I became Pinocchio. I could feel myself turning into a real boy — I could even see it. My white collar was turning blue.
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Parenthood (and Vampires): The Ultimate Plot Twist
Read more: Parenthood (and Vampires): The Ultimate Plot TwistBOOK EXCERPT: The plot change is jarring, funny even. The rug is pulled from under us. Everything changes. … The day you become a parent, the narrative arc of your life follows this exact same trajectory.
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Listen: Cannibals, Canines & Cop Cliches
Read more: Listen: Cannibals, Canines & Cop ClichesMuch like Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the cannibal-psychiatrist in the Best Picture-winning The Silence of the Lambs, I consider myself a genius-level student of life.
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Creepy Kids and the Parents Who Love Them
Read more: Creepy Kids and the Parents Who Love ThemWhen my wife, Rebecca, launched her “Maybe We Should Have a Baby” campaign a few years back, I launched my own counter-campaign to avoid the question for as long as humanly possible.
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An Introduction to Horror Cinema: Parental Discretion is Advised
Read more: An Introduction to Horror Cinema: Parental Discretion is AdvisedPreview the first chapter of my upcoming book, THE HUMORIST: ADVENTURES IN ADULTING & HORROR MOVIES, shared in full here.